A survey borrowed from Kate.

If you were a tree, I’d be your leaf.

If I were a month, I would be August.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Wednesday.
If I were a time of day, I would be middle of the night.
If I were a sea animal, I would be a sea horse.
If I were a direction, I would be north-south-east-west
If I were a virtue, I would be joy.

If I were a historical figure I would be Newton.
If I were a planet, I would be Mars.
If I were a liquid, I would be water.
If I were a stone, I would be anthrax.
If I were a tree, I would be a linden tree.
If I were a bird, I would be an eagle.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be gentle snow.
If I were a mythical creature, I’d be a mermaid.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.
If I were an animal, I would be a lion.
If I were an emotion, I would be happiness.

If I were a vegetable, I would be cauliflower.
If I were a sound, I would be the gentle touch of a piano.
If I were an element, I would be fire.

If I were a song, I would be a ballad.
If I were a movie, I would be “A walk to remember”
If I were a TV-series, I would be “Sex in the city”.
If I were a writer, I would be F.S. Fitzgerald.
If I were a painter, I would be Salvador Dali.
If I were a book, I’d be “Travesti”
If I were a fictional character, I’d be Ariel.

If I were a food, I would be spaghetti.
If I were a place, I would be a coast of Madagascar.
If I were a city, I would be Antananarivo.

If I were a cocktail, I would be Sex on the beach.
If I were a taste, I would be sweet.
If I were a scent, I would be the smell of freedom.
If I were a color, I would be red.
If I were a fabric, I would be silk.

If I were a religion, I would be science.
If I were a word, I would be love.
If I were a body part, I would be the eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile.
If I were a subject in school, I would be biology.
If I were a cartoon character, I’d be Sailor Moon.
If I were a shape, I would be a circle.

If I were a number, I would be 5.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be a necklace made out of a string and a shell.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be an expendable couch.
If I were a car, I would be a race car.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a hat.